I had coffee right before church, so I should have known that I would not be able to sit still during mass. Right before communion, the priest was giving hosts to the Eucharistic ministers and one man stuck out his tongue instead of using his hands. The priest actually hesitated before placing it on his tongue. That made me wonder if the priest ever gets freaked out having to put that on people's tongues???? Then I wondered if pregnant women should drink the wine. Lastly, as the woman in front of me stood up from the kneeler, I noticed the gigantic wedgie she had. So I wondered if she knew what she looked like from behind and was as uncomfortable as she appeared.
The choir leader sounded just like the woman from SNL, Ana What's-her-name, who does the choir lady satire. At that point, I was biting my bottom lip to keep from laughing out loud and "praying" with my head bowed and my hands over my mouth. Gigglitis strikes again! I suffer from the condition in the most quite and inappropriate times. Hopefully someday there will be a cure.
Dear Lord forgive me, I was not very observant tonight and I promise to be better next time.
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