-Taking inspiration from the movie "The Break Up", I did
-I took his number and never called
-I am a kissing slore
-The nice guy was too boring
-The unattainable wasn't so unattainable
-I wasn't really waiting for anyone, I was alone
-Seeing him realize his mistake made me feel powerful
-I'm not sorry that I ended the friendship
-I googled him
-I'd rather get lost then ask for directions or look at the map for fear of looking like a tourist
-He flirted with me and I never told you
-I shouldn't have expected anything different than your reaction
-I won't pay $3.00 for parking, but I'll pay $9.00 for a martini
-I am a great liar
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